- me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
- me today: i do. i need sleep.
- me tonight: lol who needs sleep
i wanna be one of kris’ hot chicks
be one of my hot chicks instead please
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president